I dunno man

French people will name their kids some dumb shit like their son "drumantu" and their daughter "cigarette"

When mark Antony was defeated by Octavian he asked a servant to kill him and that servant killed himself. Yeah mood bro.

I am now only going to accept leaders of country's choosen by women from lakes.

Im joining the war on drugs. On the side of side of drugs

If you ever feel lonely and unwanted, worthless like an insect. Walk out around a US army recruitment office and you'll feel wanted in no time.

I want to walk into an Abercrombie and finch and start haunting the store. Day by day slowly taking pieces of clothing until they notice something is wrong and they have to stay the night to find the horror monster living in their walls that walks amongst them during the day.