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hey everyone, so i was playing overwatch earlier and- *five zombies from the tumblr porn botnet materialize around me and begin assimilating me* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It is too early for me to be laughing this hard

PFFFT

i nominate post malone for queer eye

i just predicted and then immediately fulfilled the prophesy of running into a shiny pokémon in this one single random encounter. i am unto a god

The other day I saw a murkrow pop up on Pokemon Go and I was like ‘I’ve caught a bajillion Murkrow but there’s always the chance this one is shiny even if it probably isnt’ AND IT WAS.

this post is now a shiny charm. likes charge reblogs cast

my favourite Sonic gif of all time is the one where the barrel is rolling into Sonic during the Sonic 06 results screen

Friends would have been better if Chandler and Joey ended up together. Like it’s Chandler and Joey, their lesbian neighbors Monica and Rachel, and their wacky friend Phoebe.

ross died of influenza

The last comment is such a specific fucking sentiment I’m crying

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girls can talk to me for free.. men? pull out ur wallet bitch