Yes I’m posting to distract myself from the other thing that’s happening right now that is going on currently at this moment today here now

you should be able to right click things in real life and see how old they are

somewhere out there is information on when these streetlamps were erected and who put them up, it’s just not information available to me. and i don’t like that. i should know everything forever.

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

love 2 just say shit. where's that one post

We are entering a new era of enlightened & responsible weed smoking.

My phone and computer clocks are trying to gaslight me into thinking it's an hour earlier than it really is. Only my microwave and oven clocks know the truth.

mario kart needs an option where you can duck and roll out of your vehicle and watch it careen off course and into the crowd

White emoji user🫵🫵🫵

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

important plot device thats also just authors fetish. call that a jackoffs gun

the melancholic brunette in me recognizes the melancholic brunette in you