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– “A day focused purely on me, how could I resist? I actually find it amusing to watch televisions during these sales, people get into fights over the dumbest stuff like who gets to sit on the bench to rest their legs. That's true, it's shitty as fuck to create an entire holiday founded on racism, and then act like it's about family and friends. Spotify's alright, don't use it too much though. Which is odd, you'd think I'd smarten up a bit and utilize that resource.”

– “Nah, none for me. I only celebrate my birthday, if we're talking about holidays. The fact that some people look forward to Black Friday more than having Thanksgiving with their relatives just proves how shallow these celebrations have become. Does anyone use iTunes to buy songs anymore? I'd go for the physical copy or downloading it illegally, none of that in-between shit.”

– “Don't really celebrate the Muslim holidays either, so it`s alright. I've got no problem with Christmas itself, more with how it's been warped into an opportunity to pressure people into spending entire paychecks on gifts rather than the family and friends aspect that it's meant to represent. Plus, holiday music is fucking obnoxious.”

"They won’t ban this but they’ll ban Mockingjay from different countries. Nice to see how the world really works, huh? —-Was that supposed to be a dig, ‘cause you’re gonna have to try harder than that to push my buttons, Lancelot."

– “Don't pretend you're surprised or anything, governments do a shitty job of trying to cover themselves up. Worry not, my agenda isn't purely based off trying to piss you off, someone's got quite a big head.”

"Never said I was, dude. Calm the fuck down. I just think Seth and James are trying too hard and this movie was totally unnecessary. I’m surprised it hasn’t been banned yet."

– “Banned or not, I'm not planning on watching it. I'd expect the forced humor to more than satisfy you, though.”