MercWithAMouth

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Who told blind al a tidepod was a type of candy, I just spent the night at the hospital over this stupidity

Tide pods taste icky and burny

Kid, please don't eat tidepods they are very icky

OOC: This has genuinely been the most stressful two days of my life, two of my best friends are going absolute HAM on eachother and I've had to play the biggest game of kiss-a to get both of them to try to understand eachother, this dang movie better be worth it tmr..

Yeah no shit. I think everyone is traumatized right now

You've ditched taco night for the last time Peter, next time im going to have to bring taco night to you

Crap, that was tonight? Why don't you do this on Tuesday like a regular person?

Im wounded that you forgot. And it's Taco Thursday for this group, Taco Tuesday is overrated

Really, or is it actually the only night Mr. Howlett visits

I'm being inclusive PARKER.

Im on a roll with movies but I still refuse to watch iron lung by myself because I'm a wimp on horror but am completely fine after patrol while my arm is going the wrong direction

Why don't you go watch it at your fancy dad's place?

MR. STARK IS NOT MY DAD WADE, WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THIS???

Mentor shmentor, we all know he's your father figure stop lying

SO YOU KNOW HE'S MY MENTOR BUT YOU CHOOSE TO MAKE FUN OF ME?? 😭

mentor... right.

Im on a roll with movies but I still refuse to watch iron lung by myself because I'm a wimp on horror but am completely fine after patrol while my arm is going the wrong direction

Why don't you go watch it at your fancy dad's place?

MR. STARK IS NOT MY DAD WADE, WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING THIS???

Mentor shmentor, we all know he's your father figure stop lying

You've ditched taco night for the last time Peter, next time im going to have to bring taco night to you

Im on a roll with movies but I still refuse to watch iron lung by myself because I'm a wimp on horror but am completely fine after patrol while my arm is going the wrong direction

Why don't you go watch it at your fancy dad's place?

that's like asking blind Al to download Tumblr, like, maybe he could use one of those text to speech thingies but I feel like he'd get overwhelmed since they talk fast and a lot

Since when did you care about Matt being overwhelmed or not?

Since I need him to be my lawyer ig

that's like asking blind Al to download Tumblr, like, maybe he could use one of those text to speech thingies but I feel like he'd get overwhelmed since they talk fast and a lot

I thought you liked me sweetums 🥺

Do NOT call me that. I don't know this man guys..

Freak

Wade you know this Peter is a minor, right???! Creep

Oh he knows 😒 he's just being annoying

IM NOT A CREEPER I SWEAR