I really appreciate how every week I reblog this, a different person interacts it. Tuesday light me up speaks to all of us at different times.

The idea of english as a mother tongue is so strange to me, in my head english is how ppl communicate when there’s no way in common to communicate, so english as a mother tongue sounds a bit like idk email as a mother tongue ykwim? Like english to me feels like the stuff that’s used to fill the empty spaces between languages

That's enough being horny for today I think

*Helps you take down the decorations and puts the folding chairs away*

thank you

to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war

This is what I love about photojournalism. It is just a history of moments where human beings have gone “I know I should really be hauling ass out of here but I have to get a picture of this”

Wow.

I need this show now

Never seen cats, never intend to watch it, don’t care at all, but I love this.

I love all the comments saying “how many cats ARE there in Cats?!” because this isn’t even all of them lol

This is why I can watch Cats (the broadway version) over and over. Every single person on stage is doing so much character acting with their body language constantly; there are always new interesting background details to notice. <3

I really love the small change from “a well” to “her well”

she’s been down there for a year, it’s her damn well

vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

it's always 'bleh why are the plates floating', 'gah who knocked over my blood goblet' and never 'sorry for killing you' ok starve then!

and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit

It’s a lovely morning in the gothic castle, and you are a horrible ghost.

@monstersandmaw

actually 1000% agree

Actually had a customer call a manager bc I was sitting behind the counter and did not help her when my foot was broken.