they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

some of y'all need to insist on your cup of stars before they trap you into being like everyone else, tbqh

I’ve been reaching rock bottom by 8am lately

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

"ingredients you can pronounce" learn phonics. coward.

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

This is essential nothing I’m doing.

ex best friends are just. i will never love anyone the way i loved you. you hurt me so much in a way only you could. i still think about you on your birthday and wish i could be there celebrating with you. i hate that things ended the way they did. i don’t think anyone will ever understand me like you did. i miss our inside jokes. i’ll never forget you and i wish all of the dreams we talked about come true for you. i hope i never hear anything about it. i miss you. i never want to see you again.

completely sober in the club googling sam & frodo pictures

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order