yoohoo

three hours into a road trip when you hit an infinite stretch of farmland is where you find real power and real insignificance simultaneously

Some of y'all have no concept of what living in the Midwest is like huh

yes and I am grateful for that everyday

Dudes really talk a lot about No Nut November considering how many of their girlfriends have been doing a No Orgasm for the Entire Damn Relationship

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

Anyone wanna f

ind nemo

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

I love seeing people carrying flowers bc they look so happy and u kno they’re gonna make someone else mad happy

I just realized they were trying to make a heart shape and not make it look like they were bumping asses

do hot people not realise how much power they have?????

does anyone else have those moments where they just fall in love with being alive? like, maybe you’re in art class with soft music and you realize that this peaceful feeling is a part of life that you love and you want to just keep forever, and there are so many other parts of life too that are so wonderful and maybe existing isnt so bad after all

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

Esmorolda and Corpet

kelverse

I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

Fuck I just assumed those chickens liked to accessorize