Crowley, drunkenly having feelings: …thing is, I wasn’t even actually involved in the rebellion. God just decided I didn’t spark joy.
I have a feeling Marie Kondo would woop God’s ass for that.
Can you imagine her reaction to a parent that says a child who asks questions & is curious about the world doesn’t spark joy?
Idk i just think it would be an epic battle and Kondo would win by being a sweet lady who can cut thru your soul with a tilt of a head
This was just meant to be a shitpost but now I’m having feelings. If Kondo and Aziraphale tag team, God doesn’t stand a chance.
















