my fave David Lynch clip

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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trying on a metaphor
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Claire Keane

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hello vonnie

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DEAR READER
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if i look back, i am lost
Keni
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cherry valley forever
we're not kids anymore.
will byers stan first human second
Mike Driver
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my fave David Lynch clip

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I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.
David Lynch
when I was queueing in the airport earlier I saw a young woman holding a booklet that looked a lot like my study guide for the citizenship test, but then I got a better look and the blurb on the back said:
What are demons?
Do demons ever gain entrance in people's lives?
Do Christians ever need deliverance from demons?

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1981 Paul Newman sitting down in his "Drink Wet Cement" shirt
What did I tell you all? Instead of her actually giving a shit about the genocide she turns it around into “leftists are the real problem”.
Also, she’s blatantly factually incorrect. Most Jews are NOT Zionists.
I’m a Jew who will be unsubscribing to Contrapoints.
FREE PALESTINE
Vibes
"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"
Have you considered smoking one (1) joint?
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Bro the people in this fandom who for some reason have a seething hatred for Dennis have to leave the fandom like omg it pmo
(I literally saw someone trying to say liking Dennis and feeling bad for him makes you a bad person and 90% of their “statement” was just kink shaming on AO3 of all places like bro this is AO3 hop off we go to AO3 to get away from people like you 😭)
Dennis takes a mental health day is fucking brilliant
any headcanons about Mac in bed?
Ooh okayyy
- It's canonical that Mac jizzes in bibles (which makes sense cus plenty of the bible is softcore). So I think the bible was probably his sexual awakening. Now whenever he reads the softcore sections he gets a pavlovian urge to jerk off and he does. He's ruined so many bibles.
- Mac has a worshiping kink (canonical).
- Mac is a sub bottom who forces himself to top because he doesn't wanna admit he's a bottom and he tries to be dominant about it but he ends up being a sub top.
- Mac shamed Dee for eating ass but he does too. In fact all his slut shaming of her is projection because he's a slut too.
- Mac would love to be on a leash and do puppy play but he's too embarrassed to ask.
- Mac begs for it.
- Mac either can't cum without permission or he cums immediately. there's no in-between.
- Mac has a praise kink. Mac is so desperate to earn validation so he definitely does oral and pushes himself to do it for as long as possible so he can prove himself and get that validation.
- Since it's canonical that Mac carries around a whip for someone to hit him with for being bad (see gang goes to hell) he definitely would love to be punished like that all the time no matter the time and place.
- Mac has jerked off in so many confession booths.
- Carmen certainly didn't stay with him for his personality… so maybe Mac is good at sex? 👀 but no I think he just had great sexual chemistry with her…she definitely fem-dommed him... those mommy issues lmao 😭
- Unfortunately Mac still sometimes jerks off to banging Barbara. Those mommy issues go crazy. Also she canonically made him orgasm. (“I've had orgasms! I've had one with your mom!)
- Mac would get to bottom with Charlie and the sex would be actually good for Mac because Charlie is good at sex (but bad for Charlie because Mac is bad at sex.)
- Mac is a sub bottom that is forced to be a sub top with Dennis because Dennis out bottoms him but Dennis dom bottoms him so it evens out kinda (the sex is still bad though)
- Mac enjoys drugged up party sex so he can convince himself if he doesn't technically see who he's touching it doesn't count as gay sex. In the Irish episode he canonically had to get a towel after coming back from the gay bar “the rainbow” (presumably to wipe off some guy’s loads) and I assume that happens a lot lmao
- Mac sometimes incorporate a cross somehow when he's masturbating.
This fucking rules. I am so happy to see always sunny has such a good tumblr presence
“We've always encouraged people to have a break with KitKat but it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tons of our chocolate.”
It's always ethical to steal from Nestle.
“Mac and Charlie Die”
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!

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so silly
David Lynch x House of Leaves