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What are demons?

Do demons ever gain entrance in people's lives?

What did I tell you all? Instead of her actually giving a shit about the genocide she turns it around into “leftists are the real problem”.

"I don't have a choice, I'm just following orders"

Ooh okayyy

- It's canonical that Mac jizzes in bibles (which makes sense cus plenty of the bible is softcore). So I think the bible was probably his sexual awakening. Now whenever he reads the softcore sections he gets a pavlovian urge to jerk off and he does. He's ruined so many bibles.

- Mac has a worshiping kink (canonical).

- Mac is a sub bottom who forces himself to top because he doesn't wanna admit he's a bottom and he tries to be dominant about it but he ends up being a sub top.

- Mac shamed Dee for eating ass but he does too. In fact all his slut shaming of her is projection because he's a slut too.

- Mac would love to be on a leash and do puppy play but he's too embarrassed to ask. 

- Mac begs for it.

- Mac either can't cum without permission or he cums immediately. there's no in-between.

- Mac has a praise kink. Mac is so desperate to earn validation so he definitely does oral and pushes himself to do it for as long as possible so he can prove himself and get that validation.

- Since it's canonical that Mac carries around a whip for someone to hit him with for being bad (see gang goes to hell) he definitely would love to be punished like that all the time no matter the time and place.

- Mac has jerked off in so many confession booths.

- Carmen certainly didn't stay with him for his personality… so maybe Mac is good at sex? 👀 but no I think he just had great sexual chemistry with her…she definitely fem-dommed him... those mommy issues lmao 😭

- Unfortunately Mac still sometimes jerks off to banging Barbara. Those mommy issues go crazy. Also she canonically made him orgasm. (“I've had orgasms! I've had one with your mom!)

- Mac would get to bottom with Charlie and the sex would be actually good for Mac because Charlie is good at sex (but bad for Charlie because Mac is bad at sex.)

- Mac is a sub bottom that is forced to be a sub top with Dennis because Dennis out bottoms him but Dennis dom bottoms him so it evens out kinda (the sex is still bad though)

- Mac enjoys drugged up party sex so he can convince himself if he doesn't technically see who he's touching it doesn't count as gay sex. In the Irish episode he canonically had to get a towel after coming back from the gay bar “the rainbow” (presumably to wipe off some guy’s loads) and I assume that happens a lot lmao