COCK'N ROLL!!

Cook 10.00 AM: where the fuck did you go man?

Cook 10.01 AM: if you was hungry and went to get sumthing, save your money man, chris will make eggy bread.

Cook 10.29 AM: ... freds.

Cook 11.13 AM: freds answer your fuckin phone

Cook 11.13 AM: tosser

Cook 12.09 PM: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

Cook 12.17 PM: FREDDIE

Cook 12.17 PM: FREDDIE

Cook 12.18 PM: FREDDIE

Cook 12.34 PM: your inbox is fuckin full

Cook 1.04 PM: answer me mate

Cook 1.04 PM: ... freddie fucking shit you bastard ...

Cook 1.07 PM: FREDDIE

Cook 1.10 PM: freds

Cook 1.26 PM: ??????

Cook 1.40 PM: ????????????????

Cook 2.07 PM: fuck it ........

Cook 4.18 PM: .... are you there now????

Cook 4.18 PM: .......

Cook 5.00 PM: f

Cook 5.00 PM: r

Cook 5.00 PM: e

Cook 5.00 PM: d

Cook 5.01 PM: d

Cook 5.01 PM: i

Cook 5.01 PM: e

Cook 5.40 PM: mate come on man don't do this to cook

Cook 5.50 PM: i fucking mean it mate, just give me a fucking text

Cook 6.20 PM: .....????

Cook 6.40 PM: bastard

Cook 7.03 PM: fuck you

Cook 7.24 PM: suck my cock man, you're a proper fucking tit

Cook 7.33 PM: .....

Cook 7.50 PM: freds come on mate

Cook 8.00 PM: freddie.

Chris: yeah babe, no loss at all, wouldn't make the trip if it didn't pay.

Chris: alright, fine. no pineapple, you snore. ): you don't now what you're missing out on.

Chris: glad to hear it then!! wasn't really able to treat the lad to the full experience of our humble home last time.

Chris: and hey ... i was kind of hoping i could give you a bit of an explanation ....

Chris: with my behavior and all the past few days, i mean.

Chris: so if i don't beat freds there, remind me tonight?

Cook: i know what i'm missing out on, you say that every fuckin time and i eat it right??

Cook: tastes like bile. least it makes your cum taste mint so be my guest and get it on yours, alright seamonkey?

Cook: ... yeah, not to be a pussy but i've been worried man

Cook: i think freds is lost, probably going to need to go get the bastard.