Cooking and Crying

women who cook four pounds of pasta by accident are valid

cuisine

If you've ever wondered how to make ground beef...

😐👏🏻 may of knees I’m done, call me when you read a dictionary bye \leaves/

ur just mad i can cook for my man 😛🙈❤️ bone apple tea ☠️🍒☕️😙👌

Ur mans is lucky to have a gore may chef for his girl 👌👌👌👌

Even this dog cooks better than me :/

@uncomfortablyuncool FINALLY

Dinner tip: nachos as big as your ass

@copperbadge

Udon have to laugh at this joke but it’s soba-d it’s good. 

Cooking tip: puns. Always puns.

Cooking tip: deep fry everything

Dinner tip: food puns based on 90s boy band pop sensations

Cooking tip: get Gordon Ramsey to notice you

cryptid

these are their stories

Cooking tip: fill your own bucket

Happy 4/20 from Denny’s

Happy belated easter

It's true I did this and it really works

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?

Cooking tip: ...whatever that is