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“You could just feel the awkwardness and sexual tension in the air during the whole gathering, when I had arrived. At least Zangief and Bison was pretty chill about my new look.”

Focking

Honestly? yeah

Max Brass: Actually, because you poisoned the water supply, we discovered that the city’s pipe infrastructure is really severely outdated, so thank you for bringing our attention to that. Millions of people could’ve gotten sick over the next few years.

Dr. Coyle: …

Max Brass: Secondly, because you snuck past the security systems so easily, we found out that funds specifically for that security system were being embezzled by government officials, so we busted a major fraud ring.

Dr. Coyle: …

Max Brass: And finally, the pathogen you unleashed does give people mild diarrhea, but we found it’s also a great source of Vitamin C-

Dr. Coyle: OKAY whatever, take THIS! [She punches him with the Lokjaw straight in the chest, knocking him back into a wall.]

Max Brass: ………You fixed my shoulder-