All around sweetie pie

This is basically Matt and I for a long time before we were romantically together

File under things I wish I had if we had more space

you can just imagine the sociopathic piles of shit here in new jersey at the time (and still) who emulated him and thought him a hero

I hate Tony Soprano. What a piece of crap dude. Great show, James Gandolfini is magic, but Tony Soprano can go to hell.

Dear god

I already watched this like a month and a half ago but re-watching it just now made me do that silent dry cry laugh so hard my stomach is now sore

I reblogged this the last time I know, but I think this has made me laugh harder than anything else this year.

Oof I needed that. I really did. Laugh til you cry is the best feeling. especially when you can't explain it to anyone and you just keep laughing with tears squirting out of your eyes while you speak In fragments

Pretty much

omg did he fix his face before he met the dog?!

he’s so cute, he knew the doggies would be licking his beard, which could make them sick, so he put antibacterial stuff all over his face.