My Sherbie (My Green Volkswagen Beetle!) flashed a Red Light again… I was so sad… Then I popped open his Beautiful Hood… AND HE WAS PLAYING PRANKS!! The COOLANT LEVELS ARE PERFECT! ROTTEN BEETLE!!

Seems legit to me. That's something an American would do.

yeah we put your boyfr- oh she transitioned? good for her! so anyway we put your girlfriend in the fucking slop sorry

Put a Leash on a White Boy while in Biden's America.

you could jerk off to this

I’m reblogging this because it is a nice color PLEASE ignore that last part about jerking off that is not what I wanted to say by reblogging this post tumblr staff could you please remove that rude comment from my post thank you very much?

we should name this color “jerking off green”