You should forget that I dropped you. Because it was years ago and I didn't mean it, at all. It's not my fault I was scrawny. Blame genetics. Uh - I don't know if that counts as me being a stereotypical male? I just know that I look good and the muscles aren't for show. Grew them myself. You're welcome to come and test them out, anytime. Any skill of mine you want to test out, actually. More than welcome to. People trying to get to me? Good luck with that. They're never going to know where I'm going to pop up, so they have better chance just asking you. Spread the rumors. I'm sure that people would eat it up. Been a while since something about me has been running around. I could use the entertainment, honestly. Fills my day with joy having people lose their ever loving minds about things. On and off for two years - I did have breaks in between. I'm not completely insane. Glad we're on the same page about that one.
I mean, I’m not going to forget about it even if that’s your last wish. But stop talking about it? That I can do. Genetics? Honestly mate, I think it’s more due to the fact that you were like sixteen? Yeah no it does count, but that’s fine — you’re confident and there is literally nothing wrong with that, as long as one doesn’t get cocky about it. You’re only treading on that line so far, but you probably think it’s amusing. I think I’ll take a pass on that one mate, sorry to be the bearer of less good news. I’ll just take your word for it. Yeah no I’m not really the dickhead to spread rumors about people. Mostly cause I fucking hate the people who does so about myself. You really find it entertaining to see people go crazy about false information circling about you? You are the strange one you are. But I suppose in your case, some of the rumors have been so messed up that the only thing you can really do is laugh about it. Wow, that’s still insane. But if you’re selling out arenas the way you have, why stop right? — Yeah of course. Everyone’s gotta do what they wanna do after all.

















