simon simp

After sifting through hundreds of photos... I have realized that every time Simon takes a photo in the SM-13, he's pulling up a frame to a stop motion animation.

And it can be played back as video.

So, I took each black box photo and compiled them together. You can now watch Simon's entire journey from the SM-13's camera like found footage.

You can also gain access to Simon's amazing photography portfolio from my master reference project, as well as the video for yourself.

Please, have a watch. It's terrifying. I feel like a C.O.I. lab tech delving into something I really shouldn't, and it's a blast!

Like I need people to understand the mental image here of a multimillionaire internet creator personally overseeing DVD production in his own house like he’s running an underground bootleg operation out of a basement in 2007.

It’s weirdly charming because there’s something very “old internet” about it, this energy of “I made a thing, and now I will physically hand it to people myself like an artisan at a craft fair.”

The man really said: “The future of cinema is me standing next to a humming disc burner at 2am”

But, man. I cannot deny that Simon's just a little wild. I can't explain away the fact he was harnessed up for any purpose or make any excuses for it. I've tried repeatedly to make a "what was the harness actually for?" post, and failed.

Which means the costume designers were going CRAZY in there.

WHICH REFLECTS BACK ON SIMON. BECAUSE WHAT WAS HE DOING IN THE LUNG WITH THAT ON ???

We as a fandom have actually run into the problem of not drawing Simon buff enough. Like HUH ???

I get plant proteins are a thing but dude had to have been SLAMMING those fucking rations to keep up a physique like that in an apocalypse / scarcity scenario.

I wonder if he had sex appeal on Eden. He was God's Favorite Soldier, after all. Cream of the crop. Fed well since he did the dirty work most likely. Strong.

Nobody dared go near him for obvious reasons, but you CANNOT tell me that the audience was the only time anyone picked up on Simon wearing fucking harnesses under his clothes.

Love how even the eldritch horror that came FROM the blood ocean is telling her not to go in and she still goes "Nuh huh". Gotta respect the dedication tho