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"It's all good. We're all somebody's rando."

--Jonas Sollers

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Me (trying to buy a shoe rack): That one's really tall. I can't reach the top of that.

Jonas: Yeah?

Me: It's 72" (185cm) tall.

Jonas: You can reach the top of me!

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"It's because you're a stubborn try-hard that we have friends." ‐‐Jonas Sollers

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"Lots of people are born on days."

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"I'm not about to Google 'Phantom tennis racquet'."

#shit jonas says #quote of the day #conversation with jonas #now I sort of want to google it #just to see what happens

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Jonas: You can't spell ask without A SK.

Me: I simultaneously love you and hate you.

#conversation with jonas #shit jonas says #sk is my nickname #so you know

"I don't know. Maybe I'm haunted."

--Jonas Sollers

#quote of the day #shit jonas says #this was because I restarted my phone before handing it to him and he thought he had somehow managed to restart it just by his touch

Actual conversation Jonas just had with himself...

Jonas: I sent myself an email with a bunch of things.

Jonas: *checks email on his phone*

Jonas: I thought I sent it to myself. Did I not press send and it's just sitting open in my drafts on my computer?

Jonas: Ugh. I fucking hate you, Jonas!

*long pause*

Jonas: Oh. Wait. Here it is. It's in my spam folder.

Bonus SK content...

Me: You sent yourself a spam email?

Me: *hysterical laughter*

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Me: I probably could have tried, but I didn't.

Jonas: *walks all the way in from the other room with his hand in the air*

Jonas: Yes! My whole fucking life! HIGH FIVE!

#shit jonas says #quote of the day #conversation with jonas #this was about how I didn't attempt to dump the dehumidifier bin with my still not fully healed left arm #but it was way better when jonas tried to make it about their problems

"People who don't have a you are really missing out."

--Jonas, to me

#shit jonas says #conversation with jonas #quote of the day #get yourself a human who expresses love in the best ways

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Me: Ugh, I'm so old. Why haven't I died yet?

Jonas: What happened?

Me: The TV just told me it was the 30th anniversary of The Little Mermaid.

Jonas: uggghhhhhhh

Jonas: *dramatically lays face down on the floor*

Jonas: I think I just did.

Jonas: I'm going to haunt this part of the floor.

Jonas: ...

Jonas: Just kidding, this is way too uncomfortable. I'm gonna go haunt somewhere else.

#shit jonas says #why are we this old though?#seriously

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"Sometimes scissors need to get somewhere in a hurry."

--Jonas Sollers

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you think coming out as gay is hard? try telling marvel fans you dont like tony stark

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I showed this post to Jonas and the following conversation occurred.

Jonas: What if I come out AND say I don't like Tony Stark?

Me: hm... honestly I think the Marvel crowd would focus on the Tony Stark part.

Jonas: Good. This is a good plan. Just walk in like 'hey, everyone, just wanted to say that I'm asexual, biromantic, and consider myself basically genderqueer, and also I think Tony Stark is nothing but a spoiled rich white man who needs to act like a child at all times, and I thought we weren't supposed to like bros like that.' And then we can all discuss the important and apparently controversial last part of that statement.

Jonas: you can put that on the internet. In fact, you *should* put that on the internet.

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"You're the best. You're overly complicated and confusing, but you're also the best."

-Jonas Sollers (to me!)

#shit jonas says #quote of the day #conversation with jonas #jonas sollers #life with jonas #this is how we ended our conversation of how I cannot stand rich white dudes who are unnecessary assholes UNLESS they are sports assholes #and then all is forgiven and I love them BECAUSE they are unnecessary assholes #until they retire and then I want them to stop being unnecessary assholes

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"People who *actually* know how to play football are going to be like, 'But, bro, how are you going to be able to feel the ball?!' And I'm like 'WITH MY HANDS' 👐👐👐"

-Jonas, trying on these new football boots with what he described as '18 layers of sock and shin guard'

#drizzit life #football #life with jonas #shit jonas says #it's like...a regular amount of sock imo #but also he isn't wrong #goalkeeper appreciation post

Jonas: There *has* to be an ice cream emoji that looks like vanilla.

Jonas: *scrolls through phone*

Jonas: *keeps scrolling through phone*

Jonas (unnecessarily loud): YOOOOOOOOO!

Jonas (more calmly): I found it.

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