Contriven-Trolls

So I made a poll to assess the current/planned state of the fantroll community on tumblr in regards to recent events. Please take it if you have the time and/or reblog!

The general results are available to anyone who takes the poll. 

So in favor of my boi, it is time to do a judgement meme

hey

yall should reblog this with 1 (one) troll

Blood Color: Jade

because rainbow drinkers are great and i fuDFVHING LOVE THEM

i’ll start with one of mine

Mojave.

He is technically a rainbow drinker in that he does feed off of people, but thanks to mutations its psionic energy, mostly memories. Unfortunately he never really found any way to use this to his advantage because he is so, loud, and, upfront. 

anyway since his muse just kind of Appeared

rb with a troll and this trash will judge

hey

> You sit at the bar, a drink in hand, an unlit cigarette between your fingers clasping a glass that is pathetically small in your hand.

> Here you are, all dressed up, you’ve gone through half your drink, and no one’s worked up the courage to come make your night. And after you went through the trouble of making it a point to be the most eye-catching thing here! As if you wouldn’t be anyway, with your height and prosthetics alone.

>Whatever ballsy seadweller there had been in this bar was enjoying some long term short term memory loss in the restroom. You’d rather not talk about it further, his brain was filled with the equivalent of mold on leftover soyloaves, which then grew another type of mold on itself.

>Also whoever was in charge of security was as well, you’d missed the camera in the stall, which honestly they deserved it, if just for that.

>Finished with your actual meal for the night, you spotted an intimidatingly (for anyone not you) large troll, more machine than troll, sitting alone at the bar. Way above your paygrade, perfect entertainment for the next 30 minutes or so. 

rb with 1 troll and the dragon will judge