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well I guess the antiâs are bored today which is why Iâm getting hate! but jog on, seriously donât bother.. Danâs rants from 2012 that you keep on rehashing, are at best sad and pathetic and at the most, disrespectful to him when he was in such a dark place.
 I have been following phil for 10 years and dan since he came along and if you really think that throwing a tantrum is going to make me change my mind⌠guess again.Â
 I ship phan bc I have no doubt what so ever itâs real, I have seen so many things now sadly deleted that make it so obvious and if you canât see that, for what ever reason, you canât or donât want to see two grown men in love then you are missing out.
But if you donât ship phan? block me⌠how hard is that?
end of discussion.
sorry for being annoying but i wanted to tell u about this thing! theres a document with all of dnp's interactions in 2009 and they definitely suggest there's a lot more to it than friendship, or at least there was back then (it doesnt "prove" anything, but it's heavily suggesting - gosh i hate it when ppl try to "prove" their relationship lmao) it's on this tumblr called 'phan-timeline' and theres a password but it's ,, cherrily easy to guess lmao. just wanted to share! (and u dont have to)
yeah i found the whole phan directory + timelines shit a couple years back and Iâve been through it a number of times (despite the fact I now believe this was a massive invasion of privacy and would not do it now). i assume you want my response to it and were not just informing me of it but if iâm wrong then just ignore this post.
curlyhowlter reblogged your post and added:
I mean you ignored the main joke but ok hereâs a...
Iâm replying like this because the post is too long but I said serious fic, that has a disclaimer that itâs a joke in the first sentence
i know this was a few days ago but i just thought iâd let u know that the screenshots u posted of dan ââdenyingââ phan are fake â try searching a few keywords of them on his blog, they donât show up. my theory is that some creepy fan who wanted dan all to themself (u know the type :/) made them to make it seem like dan was straight all along. i guess weâll never know. cheers!
yeah except i followed dan when he posted these asks and remember them myself so youâre wrong. hereâs a link to one of the posts i screenshotted but itâs a reblog (you can tell itâs real but deleted because of the source link. also i know thatâs not the one you were talking about but thought it was better than nothing) and hereâs a link to a VIDEO of him denying it + frowning at the thought. dan deleted everything when he realised that even denying it perpetuates it
also hereâs an archive of all his deleted asks if youâre curious

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What is the uma Thurman watched me have sex thing pardon my stupid questions but I am new and that sounds significant
dan tweeted this while spending the week at philâs house while he parents were out of town:
followed by a picture of this poster on philâs door:
daddy!phil is fucking into babyboy!dan gently and dan is rambling about winnie the pooh and singing the alphabet song and giggling and phil is just staring at his baby fondly and placing cute kisses on his nose, forehead and cheeks
This is so cute I love it so much <3 Sorry for the wait!
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-âDaddy,â Dan calls around his pacifier from the lounge. After a few moments, Phil pops his head into the lounge with a smile. âCâmere, need you.â
-âIâm here,â Phil assures, coming and sitting beside Dan on the carpet and wrapping his arm around him.Â
Before he can ask what Dan needs, Dan is climbing into his lap staring at Phil. âBig boy problems,â he says solemnly, then grabs Philâs shirt and buries his face in the fabric. It takes Phil a moment to understand, but once he does, he gently splays his hands on Danâs waist and guides him in slowly rocking his hips into Philâs. They stay like that for a while before Phil stands up, lifting Dan to his feet as well and taking his hand. He guides Dan to their bedroom and gestures for Dan to lie on the bed as Phil takes off his own clothes. He cocks his head to the side when he hears what sound like humming, until he notices where itâs coming from.
-âYouâre so cute,â Phil says, heart melting when Dan giggles around his paci in response. He climbs onto the bed as well and starts stripping off Danâs boxers, leaving him in his oversized sweater and knee-high  socks. Leaning over Dan and nuzzling his neck, Phil reaches to the nightstand for the lube. As soon as itâs in his hands, he drizzles some lube on his fingers and moves them down to rub against Danâs entrance. Danâs hands flutter uselessly in the air, unsure where to go, before settling on Philâs shoulders with a soft hum.
-Phil pushes in two fingers at first, knowing that Danâs still stretched from the night before, and waits for a moment before he slowly begins to move them in and out. âD- do you think in the hundred acre woods they have daddies as good a-as you?â babbles Dan, moving his hips back onto Philâs fingers. ââCause youâre so n-nice and good and- and pooh and Christopher Robin and Piglet all deserve good daddies.â
-Smiling fondly, Phil kisses the tip of Danâs nose. âThank you, baby. Iâm sure they do.â He slips in a third finger and scissors them, opening Dan up and pressing kisses to his dimples. âAre you ready?â
-âMhmm!â
-In answer, Phil moves back from Dan, giving his ribs a reassuring pat at the resulting whine, to make sure he has enough lube on his cock to keep from hurting Dan. He pushes in, inch by inch, reaching up one hand to interlaces his fingers with Danâs. Listening to Danâs rambles- now half-singing half-mumbling the alphabet, Phil waits for Dan to adjust before he starts to move, peppering more kisses all over Danâs face.Â
-âIt should be illegal for you to be this adorable,â Phil mumurs.
-Dan giggles again. âDaddy!â
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sorry but why do you think the fiction is tailored to real life?
I literally had to scroll down my dash for 1 min to find these
Consider: if you donât like what Molly posts, stop following her? Is that so hard?
molly's posts are fine, most of the time it's her anons! but generally her blog is really good. also (referring to your other reblog) i did answer your ask, but on private and not publicly. if you didn't get it then tumblr must've fucked up
in the space of 24 hours you have said my life is sad, called my comments dumb, called me a Grinch, the filth of the fandom, passive aggressively told me Iâm stupid and that I take a moral/intellectual highground despite the fact I donâtâŚâŚâŚ. and yet you send me asks telling me to not be mean. please take a look at yourselves
I really donât ever remember sending any means asks to you I just politely asked you to reconsider since people are getting their feelings hurt and have come to you and said that but I guess you donât care.
i do care! this post wasn't targeted at anyone specific at all, just generally it's been a Poor experience. some asks have been super nice, yours included
iâm genuinely curious so no hate is meant by this ask: if you hate all the âphanâ parts of the phandom then why have you made a blog specifically for that? i see that itâs for criticism but really youâre giving those posts more attention (and hurting the ops), wouldnât you be better to just ignore it and not waste your time or energy on it?
yeah⌠(this answer turned out really wordy, sorry) I mean I donât hate all the âphanâ parts at all, just the bits that blatantly disregard what dan and phil have said and make their relationship overly sexual + even go as far as bothering them (like submitting âkissâ as a question during PINOF). also when people state things as if they are obvious facts when they just arenât. as for ignoring it, you do have a point, but i encounter a lot of things i disagree with on tumblr (some of which are just opinions, but some which i think are gross or, by my moral compass, wrong) so i think itâs fair enough to be able to call people out on those things. I should be able to share my opinions on these topics as well. But one thing I can undoubtedly agree with is that I am wasting time and energy considering old fans will leave and new fans will come, and the cycle will repeat, and ultimately I donât think people will ever learn⌠especially since dnp have stopped commenting on the matter so anything anyone can say at this point is only ever speculation. so I will def delete this blog pretty soon, I was interested in what people had to say but most of the time itâs just been passive aggression and name-calling so yeah. thereâs a totally honest non-bullshit answer, i just wanted to be able to vent about the shit i thought was wrong/people were deluded about and MAYBE talk about it (like the queerbaiting anon, we had a real nice resolution on that topic). also Iâve said that if someone is hurt/offended to tell me and iâll apologise, clarify what i meant, and delete the post but still nobody has done that i just get vague âur mean and people are hurtâ. where. who.

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Sorry if I sound rude but why donât you think theyâre a couple?
dan said they aren'tÂ
@lizzielizzie12 said: When did he said that? :o
i know u didnt ask me but imma answer:
porn stars are supposed to turn you on just like the characters in the fanfictions are. comparing porn stars to dan and phil directly isn't correct
no⌠because if it was two random guys it wouldnât have the same effect. you all like that itâs DAN and PHIL specifically. hereâs a little thought experiment: what would a stranger think about watching gay porn? maybe that itâs a lil weird if youâre an underage girl but you know people have their interests. what would they think if you said you WROTE gay porn about two real people who you think are fucking but donât personally knowâŚâŚ? thatâs the difference
Both ways, it doesnât matter who it is, Iâm sure most girls getting off to the fan FICTION donât even take into account that itâs DAN and PHIL but that itâs two attractive people doing the do, and the fics are so OOC that itâs almost impossible to actually think of them as Dan and Phil
But hey I have a friend that does exactly what weâre talking about Iâll ask her and post it here
Sheâs sleeping this post is canceled
iâm awake now hi, and no itâs definitely dnp specifically because you literally tailor your âfictionâ to traits you think they have in real life
So? Literally doesnât make it real, there are posts about the grinch and pennywise fucking that people get off to and they say things like âthe grinchâs hot cracking voiceâ does that mean theyâre fetishizing Tom Hanks bc itâs his voice? No
Fan fiction is something that happens when youâre in the public eye and if it bothered Dit and Pit at all they would of deleted their channels seven years ago but they didnât so go take a nap and eat a snickers
PLEASE find me some serious fic about pennywise and the grinch. iâm highly skeptical. if it does exist then yeah i guess thatâs fetishisation but theyâre not real people. and iâm only making the point that itâs creepy. it sexualises something that isnât meant to be sexual. hence, fetishising. if you think there isnât a problem with that then the conversation is over. dan and phil donât care, no, amongst the millions they make in the process. it doesnât change anything.
sorry but why do you think the fiction is tailored to real life?
I literally had to scroll down my dash for 1 min to find these
porn stars are supposed to turn you on just like the characters in the fanfictions are. comparing porn stars to dan and phil directly isn't correct
no⌠because if it was two random guys it wouldnât have the same effect. you all like that itâs DAN and PHIL specifically. hereâs a little thought experiment: what would a stranger think about watching gay porn? maybe that itâs a lil weird if youâre an underage girl but you know people have their interests. what would they think if you said you WROTE gay porn about two real people who you think are fucking but donât personally knowâŚâŚ? thatâs the difference
Both ways, it doesnât matter who it is, Iâm sure most girls getting off to the fan FICTION donât even take into account that itâs DAN and PHIL but that itâs two attractive people doing the do, and the fics are so OOC that itâs almost impossible to actually think of them as Dan and Phil
But hey I have a friend that does exactly what weâre talking about Iâll ask her and post it here
Sheâs sleeping this post is canceled
iâm awake now hi, and no itâs definitely dnp specifically because you literally tailor your âfictionâ to traits you think they have in real life
honestly I say you turn off anon and see how many asks you get then, people definitely arenât brave enough to diss you with their own blog showing
you know what? you're right! done!

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Sorry if I sound rude but why donât you think theyâre a couple?
dan said they aren'tÂ
Well I haven't looked through much of ur blog yet, but seems to me like ur doin the right things here bud. i don't really follow people who post the rly bad stuff but even some of the people I generally like go too far trying to 'prove' it imo. Like I think they are together... there's not really any doubt in my mind lmao. But there's a big part of the phandom that goes too far and u don't deserve shit for pointing that out...
there's literally nothing wrong with thinking they're together but u cant PROVE it ppl need to shut the fuck up about proof and for the love of god stop discussing sex. accept that saying they're together is your imagination