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Haruka: Why is the counter wet and sticky? [Charlie stammers] Haruka: Wet and sticky is very icky. Sticky and wet makes mommy upset. Charlie: ...I don't know how to respond to that.

Charlie: If I come up with a plan that helps us achieve this goal… Tesla: Yeah? Charlie: Would you consider being my girlfriend? Tesla: If you come up with a plan that completely smooths all of Sharo, I'm not going to be your girlfriend.

Laika: Dingo has been trapped in an air vent. [leans over] Dingo, are you okay in there? Dingo: No. Laika: Well just hang in there Dingo: Sure.

Laika: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible? Enzan: I gotta give you credit, Netto. You make it look easy. Netto: Years of practice.

Netto: I’m totally unprepared to deal with life’s realities.

Dekao: We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.

Charlie: Someday, I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can’t find you or if I forget.

[spying, hidden away somewhere] Laika: See anything? Pride: Just trees… and some bushes… and two squirrels wrestling. Laika: Your highness? Pride: Yeah? Laika: They're not wrestling. Pride: [disturbed] Oh.

Blues : No, my duties were uh, focused entirely on the protection of IPC's heir, Enzan. I'm not supposed to be his friend, but I love him very much, but that's a private matter. Blues : … the only reason I even said that was because we're all probably going to die out here and I'll never see him again. Heelnavi : … that's a tough break. Blues : sniffles

Forte: Hey! What if we kidnap Serenade and keep them tied up 'til after the show? Rockman: [exasperated] Okay, what have I told you about kidnapping? Forte: It's illegal and rude… Rockman: Good boy.

[Netto walks into the Net Savior office] Enzan: Where've you been all day? Netto: Canasia. Enzan: I thought you were only going to the art museum. Netto: I was. Until I fell asleep on the bus, and woke up in Netropolis.

Dingo: Do I look like a killer to you? Laika: Yes. You kill my patience.

Laika: So after eight years some of my common sense has finally rubbed off on you.

Jack: All secret meetings take place in the fancy room.

Laika: If I find I’m in a situation where an idiot is complaining to me, you can either kill them or you can pretend to listen to them.

Charlie: The less you say now, the less you have to apologize for later.