The World May Never Know

"I think you can do anything, as long as you're prepared to be yelled at for it."

"This would be like putting a person inside of plastic packaging being like 'they are protected from dust!' They do look a little warm though."

"Rule zero: Do not be on fire!"

"Here's our B-plot — our potentially denotative B-plot."

Skip: "I have an otter!"

"I almost died for a Ritz cracker!"

"Every time you look at a shark, your ear whispers to your nose, 'That could've been us.'"

"You know times must be tough when your biscuits start getting model numbers."

"I'd drop the mic, but I clipped it to my shirt, so now I have to drop myself."

"We need a new tripod that's not gummed up with eggs and paint and, uh... thermite."

"We need a new tripod that's not gummed up with eggs and paint and, uh... thermite."

"When in doubt, draw your blorbo and sing Third Eye Blind"

"Don't piss off a piece of sand moving at a hundred million times the speed of light."