2%

I just can't get my balance back.

Yeah.

America is a weird place.

But it is a beautiful place.

Almost fourteen years in this country and there are still some things I just can’t understand.

It's a very American things.

Ah, insurance, I gotcha. 

That was a while ago, I'm surprised you remember it.

Whoa! Did you hit him back?

Yeah, I have some makeup on to hide a nasty shiner though. He fought dirty. Used a pipe.

How’d you get that?

Some guy hit me. I think it was fight club style.

Whoa, wicked! I can lift up my shirt too but all your gettin’ is some boobs. 

I'm good, I just stare at mine sometimes to make sure they're still there.

Do I?

I don't know, but it's got pretty colors and it hurts.

It makes so much sense now. 

I always try to enlighten fellow patients.

I didn’t know there would be aliens following a boyband.

They always follow the mother-ship, right?

Everything makes sense till the aliens come.

Obviously.

Connieeee.

You're getting up really late.

Come on, up and at 'em.