All Magisterium characters in one sentence *Spoilers!*
Aaron Stewart: gay human puppy with a sad childhood who'll make you cry...twice
Alastair Hunt: the guy you hated at the beginning but loved in the end, who had to go through some really shitty stuff
Alex Strike: evil piece of shit who really shouldn't be the main bad guy
Alma Amdurer: only relevant in TBK and just vanishes throughout the last two books
The whole Assembly: wait...are we supposed to root for these guys?
Master Amaranth: you know nothing about her except for her job and that she has a snake
Callum Hunt: the pessimistic kid with a cold heart which will totally melt for puppies and his friends
Celia: What's her last name?????
Constantine Madden: soooooo much thrown away potential!!!! oh also the evil little shit you'll still feel bad for
Declan Novak: Couldn't we get some information about him? like any information?
Drew Wallace: the pony guy from the first book
Assemblymember Graves: How did this ass get into power? Oh well he's dead now
Gwenda Mason: Why did she just appear in the last book? Funniest bitch ever
Eliza Madden/Anastasia Tarquin: Where was she when Constantine became the EoD? How come she didn't notice the thing with Maugris...oh no she really didn't deserve that...wait why am I sad that she's dead?
Havoc: adorable puppy who'll give you a heart attack for two pages cuz you think he's dead
Jasper deWinter: man I hate him....well he's not that bad I guess....he's my child now!
Jericho: I think of all the characters he might have the worst fate, I mean he'll always be remembered as the thing that caused Constantine to go all evil and never as an individual...and what happened with his diary after TSM?
Master Joseph: the one that should have been the main bad guy.
Kimyia Rajavi: boy i hate this bitch
Kylie Miles: this girl still thinks Call was going to a ballet school, just saying
Laurel: wait...who again?
Master Lemuel: where did he go? Nah who cares
Master Marcus: what happened to him????? wait so he's been trying to help all along? how?
Master Milagros: the kind of character you couldn't care less about
Maugris: The fact that ge exists will blow you mind...Why did we need him again?
Nigel: if you were confused who that is you're not the only one.
Master North: what did he do again?
Rafe: wow, we really know nothing about the other students
Ravan: how overpowered is this chick? how is she able to burn down a mage prison that's supposed to stop the Enemy of Death to flee?
Mr. Rajavi: well, that guy's a dick
Mrs. Rajavi: at least she seems to care about her children...ecxept for Ravan...
Rockmaple: oh...he's dead? well I didn't like him anyway
Master Rufus: this man really needs a break, everyone's blaming him for something he didn't have any control over
Sarah Hunt: How much did she know? Why is she so irrelevant?
Tamara Rajavi: yes, a great female character that's more than just smart, I really hope she won't be pushed into the love interest and lose almost all of her personality...oh well
Warren: I'm not sure how to feel about this...
That's it. I hope I haven't forgotten someone. What was your favorite character? Mine's either Aaron or Constantine