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Johnathan harker, an empath, after being handed a crucifix by a crying woman: hmm the vibes are bad

You’re all laughing. Paprika has given Jonathan queer dreams and you’re all laughing.

i know tumblr is the right place for me because not only did i discover a way to get the classic 1897 novel dracula emailed to me piece by piece, half the site is doing it too

okay jokes aside dracula daily is such an ingenious way of promoting and enjoying classic literature. bringing back the experience of reading it like a serial novel but through email?? connecting the narrative experience to the textual form but in a modernised way?? the epistolary novel at its peak!!! that shit is so cool!!!! and seeing people reading it for the first time and getting their live reactions?? fucking blessed!! maybe it’s the nerd in me but i think it’s genuinely awesome

I think the funniest possible modern textual adaptation of Dracula would be Jonathan as a part time recipe blogger and you have to scroll through 10 paragraphs of the most harrowing thing you’ve ever read in your life just to get the recipe for paprika hendl