daughters of the soho riots

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

can they like release new vegetables 

woah what the fuck just read a editorial cartoon what the fuck is it true? are people on their cell phones

you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth

imo the fact that people apparently relate to this points to some kind of weird cell memory of centuries of female labour that’s activated by extended pressure against the hipbone. im becoming an evolutionary psychologist it was wonderful knowing you all

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

Not enough people named WOLFGANG these days smh what’s with that

listening to ribs from pure heroine (2013) by lorde at 3:30 am should be classified as an official human emotion 

damn….squidwards nose…thick…

i want to be the physical manifestation of the amélie soundtrack