Bigtop Burger Sentence Starters
lines taken from the first season of the animated series by worthikids.Β edit as desired.Β tw:Β clowns, unreality
βUh- uhh, one second, sir.β
βI feel like my chainβs being yanked around a bit here.β
βMerry Christmas to you, my dear boy!β
βI just donβt see how there can be a βbrunch rush.'Β People donβt get brunch breaks.β
β[Name], buddy, what are you doing?β
βOh [name], you can do it!Β Get that meat!β
βI guessβ¦ Iβll doβ¦ something.β
βHurry!Β We mustnβt miss the brunch rush!β
βEVERYTHINGβS FINE.Β DONβT PHONE THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.β
βBetween you and me, [slightly wrong name], I smoked this Juul.β
βI smoked this Juul, and it did unthinkable things to my mind and body.β
βWow, I didnβt- I didnβt know that they, uh, could do that.β
β[Name], could I get some help over here?β
βIβm great with kids!β
βHelloooooooooo, Missus Clown!Β May I have a bowl of soup?β
βThatβs impossible.β
βHellooooooooooooooooo!β
βIs this establishment open for dining?β
βIβve got a terrible craving for a burger, if youβd believe it.β
βWeβre still doing burgers, right?Β You know, despite- despite it all?β
βSomethingβs up with that [name] guy.Β Heβs got a weird vibe.β
βOh, you wanna roughhouse, huh?β
βYou wanna take some sucker shots at my banana cage, Bilbo?β
βWell, letβs TANGO!β
βReady the cannon!β
βCannon ready, boss.β
βThe heck is going on?β
βOh, not you guys again.β
βThis is the day you DIE, [name]!β
βD-die?β
βUm, yeah, yeah yeah, I think also theyβre, y'know, trying to destroy us.β
βHey, [name], howβs business?β
βOur burgers make yours look like the apple Eve gave unto Adam.β
βItβs highway robbery.Β Itβs criminal.β
βHow is that a good thing?β
βWhat a strange business model.β
βTheyβre just riffing over there, huh?β
βWe got 'em!Β Wrap it up, we got 'em.Β Letβs head home, boys.β
ββ¦ is anyone driving the truck?β
βI knew you were gonna do this from the moment I got out of bed this morning.Β Typical [name], Iβm not surprised.Β Oh, you WOULD pull some horsepiss like this.β
βIβLL GET YOU FOR THIS, [NAAAAME]!β
βCrap crap crap crap crap crap crapββ
βIs this normal food truck stuff?β
βThanks for coming!Β Have a good night.β
βWell, this canβt be right.β
βI thought you were all real, genuine clowns.β
βVery disappointing.β
βDude.Β Clowns arenβt real.β
βSee you tomorrow, [name]!β






















