Tipsy Alexander

#2, Brute?

I made the ugliest noise.

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

TODAY

@6-ft-2-all-of-it-disappointment

Form a home defense mech

@6-ft-2-all-of-it-disappointment

would love to be a pirate if pirate ships had showers

wow maybe the most relatable post i’ve ever seen

Don’t forget the scurvy & lack of rations. Also the having to kill people to make a living. ;P

op if you cant handle a stinky boat ride you don’t deserve a life of adventure on the high seas

not showering is pivotal to the experience. what you want is a cruise you milquetoast liberal

Uhhhh… Not sure if the original poster knows how small a violin is- let me break it down for you. It’s too small to live in. Violins are musical instruments that are to be played by people and they are small enough to carry on your shoulder, so no, you can’t live inside of one. It’s a shame I even have to explain this, people these days aren’t involved with the arts and rather listen to rap music.

^ TRUE….

wow we all just got owned…

Pennywiseau

does anyone ever do the opposite of dissociate?? where youre just suddenly and uncomfortably aware of your situation and reality 

more to the point why do i get that feeling when im sitting on top of my kitchen table watching a velveeta mac and cheese pack spin in the microwave for three and a half minutes and im just like I Exist I Am Here And Theres Nothing I Can Do About It