condorsarecool

Went to go see the movie bout some pretty amazing digging

this was my favourite part

idk why in this scenario he would still be lying to her about being anya's bio dad, but anyways 😹😹😹

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loid: anya, not too much sweets. we have a history of diabetes in our family.

anya: okay papa *puts down the cookies*

yor: ?????????

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becky: wow anya! you really got burned after our day at the park

anya: i know it's stupid. papa burns really easily too and i forgot to use the sunscreen he gave me.

damian, after his confession to anya and acceptance in the forger family: wait a minute-

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loid, after anya gets a letter from eden academy: i certainly didn't expect this kind of trouble in my life when your mother and i brought you home from the hospital!!!

anya, in her full teenage angst mode: well maybe you shoulda left me there!!!!!!

loid: maybe we should have!

Yor: "Actually, the job at city hall is just a cover, my other job is being an assassin."

Twilight, showing Error404 above his head: "Wait, you work two jobs?!?? But I— I make enough money! I can provide for you!!!"

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

Something about how I can relate everything to greek mythos if I squint hard enough. But YEAH so funny story, after posting this protoframe, had like a couple people going (give him a ryan gosling). And thus the rabbit hole began. I did in fact see both movies and working on the book and played the game (poorly).

Anyway here

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