i draw the line at ass and escargot

@thebibliosphere

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video

why do so many animated hugs look like the coldest, most uncomfortable embraces ever?

now THATS a hug!!! look at the movement!! look at the the arms and the closeness!!!!!

yes yes yes

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

The best visual gag in any piece of media was the giant vault door concealing a normal-sized door in Portal 2

Actually the best joke of all time period was also in Portal 2 and it’s when Glados says “Well, this is the part where he kills us” and Wheatley follows up “Hello, this is the part where I kill you!” and the chapter card pops up reading “Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You” and then you unlock the achievement “The part where he kills you” and the achievement description reads “This is that part.”