minionsayshello

"But do you think random people on the internet would want to know about our plans?"

"yes. yes they do"

"this is hard"

"we have to write more stuff"

" i like pink"

"thats not interesting enough"

"like you have something interesting to say"

"i'm very interesting"

"i bet your mom's the only one who ever told you that"

"i bet your mom thinks youre gonna grow up to be a doctor"

"yeah the doctor of love"

*resounding laughter"

"im so funny"

"your brother has funnier fingernails"

"he grew them himself"

"where is this conversation going"

"its going to get laid"

"i seriously doubt that"

"please this conversation is sexier than you"

"this conversation has a unibrow and a pocket protractor but its still sexier than you"

"hold on let me search for the fuck that i dont give"

1. laugh

2, buy a sword, name it kindness and kill people with it

3.learn morse code 

4. learn cpr then perform it on lifeguards 

5. stalk one direction 

"We should name it something catchy"

"Like a net, because it catches people" 

"Lets make paneer"