We're Doomed

a better question would be which is the worst vegetable. and the answer is peas everyone can go home now

cucumber haters in the tags going in the deepest pit of hell do you hear yourself.. pathetic

people hold so much hate in their heart. me especially though

next week being christmas feels fake but okay

*momentarily closes my third eye* yeah can I get a 20 piece nugget

My favorite romantic relationship in media is actually a healthy couple that adore each other and communicate while bringing out the best in each other. My second favorite is whatever the hell NBC Hannibal has going on.

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

*suddenly realizes i'm horrifically lonely and haven't done anything meaningful with my life and don't know what i can do to change that at this point while in the line at the grocery store*

heavy is the head that wears the clown wig

this is my villain origin story