This Is How Meat Loves Meat 💀

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

Aloy Horizon is the character ever because she’s this autistic lesbian woman in STEM who was taken out of time to grow up as a woodsy huntress dyke in a world reclaimed by nature. And she took to it like a fish to WATER. If Elisabet could see what Aloy was doing she’d be jealous as fuck. Aloy truly is the idealized dream of what every science and nature loving sapphic wishes they could be.

As someone who is 6'5 yeah you haven't experienced embarrassment until you accidentally slap some top boob trying to reach your car keys

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

Ashley admitting that her first reaction to Whitney saying “I’ve been put in my place and the basement is flooded” was to think “when did we establish there was a basement?” was hands down the funniest part of Cooldown