Eurovision, In a nutshell, in case you missed it (or at least the bits I didn’t miss)
Short version (of the bits I saw, and this is my OPINION(no shade throwing intended, except at the UK)):
UK: God-awful popsong that sounds like the sort of thing you forget about after two weeks. Artist could barely sing live.
Croatia: Something involving crossdressing, underpants, tractors and missiles?
Germany: Fire, red latex corset and heels on the MALE lead singer. Very heavy metal. My personal fave.
Finland: Neon green, spiked collar, insane.
Ukraine: Sounded like the backing music to John Wick, but one of the bits that doesn’t involve fighting
Norway: Again, sounds like one of the John Wick soundtracks, but one that involves a LOT of gun-fu.
Australia: Pop with a heavy synth feel. Feels like it should be on a Vice City soundtrack.
France: 10/10 aesthetics, kinda mid song.
Israel: Feels like something that could fit in a Pixar movie
Italy: SEEQUIIIIIINNNNSSS
Estonia: Feels like it belongs in a hollywood movie during the sad second act climax.
Moldavia: Why is there a small person in a fursuit with a flute?
Lithuania: Feels like an ending sequence to a movie
Slovenia: Kinda poppy, but a smidge forgettable
Poland, Portugal, Austria, Czechia, Armenia - all kind of blended together for me.
Anything else, I didn’t see.
EVERYONE is going bananas because Finland should have won, but the Swedish entry got in at the end by popular vote. And from what I can tell on Billionaire Pissbaby’s hellsite, everyone thinks Finland got ROBBED.
Personally, I think the fact Germany came stone dead fucking last is a CRIME. I get metal’s not for everyone, sure. But something that fucking extra that looks as if the fire had to be turned down or it’d melt the roof has to count for SOMETHING.