Communist Cinema

Everyone: i hate there are so many Spider-Man's, like why does there have to be a new one every 3 yrs. I'm tired of seeing the origin story just retold a slightly different way every time. And just when you get used to one they replace the actor! I mean I shouldn't have to say "oh that's MY favourite spider man" there should just be "A" Spider-Man. I mean imagine if they did this with iron man. You sit down expecting to watch iron man 2 with Robert Downey jr. and then some stranger just arrives on screen announcing THEIR the new iron man, and what, we just accept that? We just watch basically the first iron man but with what, like jake Gyllenhaal? I mean how stupid do these studio executives think we are? "Oh, I assure you, audiences are just like cattle! You can ship em' any which way you like!" said the marvel exec. And YES I understand spider man was owned by Sony -and whoever the fuck else- but really, REALLY, you're telling me that a multi-multi million dollar studio can't negotiate ONE contract with the thousand lawyers they employ?? They can't handle that simple fucking task of having ONE actor play ONE Spider-Man? Noooo instead I'm going to spend the next decade of my life debating -guess what- which of the next FOUR origin stories and FOUR spider men I like better. Unfucking believable.