cherry

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

When a movie has a fat person with crumbs and jelly all over their face to signify their fatness i feel so seen cause i dont go anywhere without my crumbs and jelly

Got my tongue out waiting. Juuuuuuuuuuuust waiting for the perfect moment to go BLLLLEEEGGGGHHH and hold my hands out like Dracula and do a perfect Dracula style Scare.

the earth hates to see my meek ass coming

It's not easy being fat and mean all day, but someone has to do it.

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

*starts fucking the bugs and worms*

lost all my bart coin nedless to say im gonna marge into oncoming traffic

Whats for dinner oh spider jelly what a surprise

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill