your very own locally grown common caryatid

always take your lactaid

love going over to my guy friends’ apartment. tis a lawless land. i eat cake directly from the tray and nobody bats an eye. redbull is in endless supply. a picture of the quarterback is taped to the wall like a painting of jesus. the door is never locked. i just walk in. i’ve walked in and nobody was home. i ate a chip and left.

unpopular opinion, pakkun is my favorite naruto character

just found out that matthew gray gubler plays simon in alvin in the chipmunks what the fuck

2:43am realization: the tik toks that are like “use this audio for good luck” have the same energy as the long email chains that use to go around in elementary

brb currently sobbing over ollie’s new little brother

my spotify playlist be like toss a coin to your witcher and then come join us in the thot tub down in the valley

just binged a fanfic that had me ugly sobbing at the end, i am not well

how can extraverts just like talk for like five minutes straight please shut up

there’s an art piece of quackity on showcase in the e terminal at hartsfield-jackson airport

i didn’t know that the british call arugula rocket??????? like was trying to order pizza in spain and it had the british english translation and it literally said rocket and i thought it was a bad translation for like a pepper because it “blasts your senses off” or something but no it’S FUCKING ARUGULA

star wars is so much funnier when you realize that luke is essentially the equivalent of someone from like pleasanton, texas

my favorite halloween costumes are the ones where the person just slaps on a pair of sunglasses alongside their costume

being a gen z on a study abroad means helping each other send in our FPCAs