busy growing up

cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning.

cooking and cleaning is a basic life skill and not a gender role🗣🗣

*sees anyone interacting with anyone other than me* wow I guess you just forgot all about me. I guess it was all just lies and I read too much into it but I actually thought you liked me? what a fool I am

*falls behind in life* haha the lag

when my parents introduce me to new people

Being cheap is not leaving a tip at a restaurant. Being frugal is buying groceries instead of eating out.

american but amerishouldn’t

Can this be our foreign policy from now on

Domestic policy too

love is good for your skin

hey heres a cool concept: treat the people that are important to you………like they are…..important to you

shit dude, here’s to all of the quiet victories. the things that other people take for granted but are so, so hard for you. the way your voice didn’t shake when you ordered your drink, the time you felt a swell of pride at something instead of shame, how you got out of bed after only the second time hitting snooze even though you couldn’t imagine anything more difficult than facing another fucking day. fucking cherish those. relish them, rejoice in them, do not let anyone pluck them from your grasp because they are yours and they are important.

anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms