Comment Wars

Oh for fuck’s sake, man. Really? We’re talking a turd in a toupee telling the world that his national security advisors are dumb and wrong. And you’re going to call the Clintons murderers? That’s your go to here?

Please, state your case. And if you mention the word “Benghazi” or “email” I will nutpunch you.

P.S.

It’s murderers and Clintons not CLINTON’S.

p.s.s.

OK, SUSAN, let me start out by telling you this one super important thing. This ONE thing basically trumps everything else. You ready, Susan? Are you sure?

WHAT I DO TO MY BODY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

NOTHING.

NADA.

ZIP.

ZILCH.

You had a hard time getting pregnant? I’m sorry, that sucks. Glad it worked out in the end.

Guess what? IF I CHOOSE TO HAVE AN ABORTION IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU LESS FERTILE.

Second, pregnancy is not a gift. It is a fact of nature. Pregnancy either happens because a sperm and an egg met at the perfect time in the perfect moment or it doesn’t.

Third, extenuating circumstances? What if my extenuating circumstances are that I’m 21 years old and don’t want to be tied to my asshole boyfriend for the next eighteen years just because I got pregnant? That extenuating enough for you?