Archie Hubbs

What incredible control! What beautiful handling! I can tell @speedandspace​ is a record-breaker already!

You've got that right, Ted. Talk about vim and vigour! Though I can’t say anything is quite as beautiful as your eyes.

You have to wonder how @ghostbustingreen​ fell for that trap in the first place, Archie. Who even goes to a hotel called ‘The Last Resort’?

Huh? I made a reservation there last week.

@chaosiism​’s Velo seems awfully confident, Archie. I really do wonder if he can live up to all that hype. ‘Pride before a fall’, as they say.

The guy can move, though, Ted! I’m impressed! Even if he does look like a dog's bare tushie.

Can’t say I’ve ever judged a cat before, Archie. What’s your impression of @speedkinghunter​?

That cat is gay!

Never thought I’d see somebody with a game of Pong for a face, Archie.

You mean L.O.G. over at @iiinterstellarmusepark? You have got to be kidding me, Nuts & Bolts is my favourite video game!

Are we sure Shadow the Hedgehog is supposed to be hanging around with @saiyanprincesstrunks​, Archie? Also, have you seen my fridge at all? I seem to have misplaced it.

Can’t say that I have, Ted. I've got to admit, I’ve been completely distracted by that hedgehog’s fluffy little ears. They’re a work of art! 

I have to be honest Archie, I’m struggling to see @musemedallium’s Waluigi’s good side.

Keep an open mind, Ted! Not everybody has quite as many good sides as you!

Hm, underhanded play from @intrappen. That’s more than enough for a disqualification, right Archie?

I don’t know about that, Ted. He’s kind of endearing. The way he’s gnawing away at @neotribeam’s shins reminds me a little bit of my Chihuahua back home.

This marks almost 389 consecutive replies for @ssjkallion​. Just how much farther can she extend this winning streak? 

I feel like I’m in the presence of royalty, Ted. A thread that long deserves a gold medal!

Hello, everybody, and welcome to the dashboard! Writers are giving it their all today in the roleplay community. Here to cover the action is yours truly, Ted Rumsworth, with analysis by my friend and associate, Archie Hubbs!

Thanks, Ted, and a great big hello to everyone out there watching! Should we get write into the show, or comma ‘round a bit later?