#puffywarrior

“Admittingly, I did sort of expect.. A bounty. But I sorta also knew no one in your universe would even bother with it.” 

Shirby rubbed the back of her head, hearing the news. She was thankful to also hear no one had acted on it, also as expected. Kirby was simply too much of a force, and too known among these parts.

“Sorry for not telling you, I was hoping it like, wouldn’t happen, poob. But good to know no one’s considering it at all? So that’s good.”

- HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHSDDDDDDD

 - Check your inbox, shitlips.

 - Stop using fonts! 

- ____, dashing into your house and killing you instantly. 

- This whole room is cursed. 

- Idiots, I’m a socialist! 

- WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING? 

- If this is an uprising, I’m TOTALLY up for that. 

- (Takes the P key off your keyboard) 

- I really wanna go home. 

- Do you all prefer your toothpaste with or without the crust? 

- I mean I know I’m stupid but you don’t need to call me out like this. 

- What kind of fae folk shit is this? 

- I’m gonna eat your snacks. 

can these people actually prioritize getting mad at people who /legitimately/ ship no-doubt problematic stuff. like. yikes.

@puffywarrior​ said: "I think pink is a nice color on you, poy! It's nice to see people respect it a bit more by trying it out." He's not biased.

Er, he’s not sure if he agrees, simply because he finds Nightmare to be such. Buuuut– “Any particular reason you feel that way?”

“You sound like you’ve never met even half of the arrogant, stuck up little brat creatures I have. Those guys who think they’re all that and half a bag of peaches just because their face perpetually is babyish. And then they’ll shove it all up against yours just to brag about how ‘adowable’ they are.”

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➥ @puffywarrior​ asked:

Kirby kind of just. Floats up to gently sit on top of Luigis cap. This is his spot. "Pwai." He squeaks out, as he reaches to pap Luigi on the nose.