Do not resist

It's Lard Nar, he's got a weird looking glue sealing the missing eye from Red's video.

"Alright, if this is the proof you want that I'm still alive, here it is. My own comm is long gone, so I'm borrowing Agent Clay's until further notice. I'm not happy with how you all behaved while I was gone. Seriously, what the fuck. I've taken longer breaks than this, can you really not handle a week without me? I can tell you one thing, there's gonna be some culling. Agent Clay and any irkens in rehab or on HQ, like Veta, Tyr, and Tenn, are not at all responsible for what happened, you all have the reports from eyewitnesses and survivors, at least pretend to read them. Anyone who attacked unprompted is getting demoted and watched for safety reasons and if anyone continues to cause problems on purpose for irkens who are just trying to help, even the ones you don't recognize, your agent status will get revoked. I'm currently missing a couple organs and recovering from limb loss, clearly, so behave. I really don't think that's a lot to ask. Now that's enough for now because if I keep talking, I'm going to black out again. I'll be in the medbay eventually for surgery. Signing off."

I'd say Terracotta, but that's probably cheating. I don't really have a favorite otherwise. I'm fond of those I consider family of course, but there's hardly favorites among them.

CW: Preemie alien concept, it's not terribly realistic but I don't wanna traumatize anyone XDD

Yeah she's fine, sorry it took so long to get back to you.

- @resisty-zim

More like ass to the Resisty :P