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@commandor-lard-nar
Greetings to all, except the irken empire.

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Video broadcasted to the Resisty only, including @the-cooler-gaz @agnt-of-chaos @resisty-agent-fox @resisty-tak @resisty-zim @spy-tyr @dont-talk-to-us @t-am-i @vortain-engineer @agent-redblu @dubl-trubl and others without a blog.
It's Lard Nar, he's got a weird looking glue sealing the missing eye from Red's video.
"Alright, if this is the proof you want that I'm still alive, here it is. My own comm is long gone, so I'm borrowing Agent Clay's until further notice. I'm not happy with how you all behaved while I was gone. Seriously, what the fuck. I've taken longer breaks than this, can you really not handle a week without me? I can tell you one thing, there's gonna be some culling. Agent Clay and any irkens in rehab or on HQ, like Veta, Tyr, and Tenn, are not at all responsible for what happened, you all have the reports from eyewitnesses and survivors, at least pretend to read them. Anyone who attacked unprompted is getting demoted and watched for safety reasons and if anyone continues to cause problems on purpose for irkens who are just trying to help, even the ones you don't recognize, your agent status will get revoked. I'm currently missing a couple organs and recovering from limb loss, clearly, so behave. I really don't think that's a lot to ask. Now that's enough for now because if I keep talking, I'm going to black out again. I'll be in the medbay eventually for surgery. Signing off."
The video ends.
Apparently every once in awhile, Lard Nar is supposed to get a new smeet.
It happens every single time the last one is safe and has grown a lot.
Who's your favorite Resisty member? -🎤
I'd say Terracotta, but that's probably cheating. I don't really have a favorite otherwise. I'm fond of those I consider family of course, but there's hardly favorites among them.
Lard Nar. I also think @agnt-of-chaos and @resisty-zim are nice.
Is the orange one still about?
Yeah, I'm here too.

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Out of character art post
CW: Preemie alien concept, it's not terribly realistic but I don't wanna traumatize anyone XDD
Heyy, if ur not too busy I just wanted to ask where sarshe is/if she's ok
Yeah she's fine, sorry it took so long to get back to you.
It's been a rough week.
Who do you hate most in the Resisty? And do you DARE tag them?
I don't hate anyone in the Resisty, the point is for it to be open to anyone negatively effected by Irk.
Orange boy I'm sorry everyone hates you <\3
Not everyone does, it's alright.
Hey Clay Jerk, how come Lard Nar is off the account?
- @resisty-zim
Oh right! Well, the medics said it's burn out, so he's been told to stay offline and let others handle the Resisty for a bit.
Wha?? Since when? For how long?
Not sure and not sure? A few days maybe, and until he's less tired, maybe a week.

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Hey Clay Jerk, how come Lard Nar is off the account?
- @resisty-zim
Oh right! Well, the medics said it's burn out, so he's been told to stay offline and let others handle the Resisty for a bit.
Yeah right, all you irkens are dangerous
Most irkens suck, I'm with you there. I wish I wasn't an irken, if that makes you feel any better.
Uh. I do not know this irken. I'm sure you're fine though, you look like you got out of the system young enough.
Whatever helps you sleep. Thoughts on Ressisty crap aside. How in primes did you survive that long and though "hey let's join a revolution."
Well I was always against the empire... I was friends with Lard Nar before the Resisty was even started and I just kind of did what I could to help from where I was until I was rescued.
With Zero survival skills if you didn't leave in your own. -_-
Well, I can't fight at all...
You're still on HQ though
I won't be leaving.
Zim being an asset to the Resisty looool
More like ass to the Resisty :P
Not funny -_-
Because you've infiltrated the Resisty lines and you need to be put in your place immediately
Consider it done then, you're wasting more your time than mine.

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Lard Nar doesn't get this treatment because he's not a monster like you irkens are
Well good, he doesn't deserve this amount of hate. If you're so against irkens, why don't you go bully the current Tallest?? He's literally on this site.
You have no proof you're a decent irken, Lard Nar is better off without you
Why does Lard Nar even have this account, no wonder he's exhausted if THIS is the treatment he gets here...