Only a Fool Walks into the Future Backwards

My story is an embroidery with many beginnings and no end. But I will start with the thread of my sestra Sarah, who stepped off a train one day and met herself.

Scylla:When you said ‘magic in bed’, I wasn’t expecting this.

Raelle:*pulls out a card* Is this your card?

Scylla:Holy shit!

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Scylla:*walking into the kitchen* Is something burning?

Raelle:*leaning seductively against the counter* Only my desire for you.

Scylla:Rae, the toaster is on fire.

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Raelle:You wanna make out?

Scylla:Can’t you be a little more romantic?

Raelle:…You wanna go make out in the rain?

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Raelle:What’s that?

Scylla:My to do list.

Raelle:It’s just a post-it note with my name on—Oh.

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Raelle:You’re cute when you’re worried about me.

Scylla:Then I must be cute all the time.

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Raelle:It’s really muggy outside.

Scylla:If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m gonna kill you.

Raelle:*sips tea straight from kettle*

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Scylla:Uh, Rae, can you give me a hand?

Raelle: Sure *holds Scylla’s hand*

Scylla: Adorable, but that’s not what I meant.

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Scylla:I don’t get why people complain about the the people they date.

Music parallels | 2x08 // 3x08

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Raelle:Hey,Scylla,what kind of flowers do you prefer?

Scylla:I guess I like sunflowers.

Raelle:*pulls out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps* Well shit.

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Raelle:What if I poured all my coffee into my cereal instead of milk?

Scylla:*slowly taking the coffee away from her* What if you didn’t.

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Raelle:*at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They’re just floating rocks in space. Scylla they’re literally sexless.

Scylla:The sun isn’t a rock, go back to sleep.

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Raelle:I don’t need to sleep. I’m not tired and I still have stuff to do.

Scylla:But Raelle, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Raelle:Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping habits?

Scylla:Is it working?

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Scylla:When I said ‘bring me back something from the beach’ I meant like a seashell.

Raelle:Just reassure me again, do you actually love me?

Scylla:Rae, we’re married. I can proudly say I love you

Raelle:Deadass?

Scylla:Raelle please-

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Anacostia:I know she doesn’t look it, but she is one of the most dangerous witches in existence!

Raelle:*Proceeds to spill several cups of tea by tripping over air*

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*Season 1 vibes*

Tally:Abigail I think there’s an ugly scary monster under my bed

Raelle:*From the bottom bunk* Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Raelle:What’s the word when your hands are bisexual?

Tally:…

Abigail:…

Scylla:*Without questioning how her wife’s brain works* You mean ambidextrous

Raelle:Thank you

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Nicte:I’m a creative person

Tally:What do you create?

Nicte:Choas

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Abigail:I’m a woman of action. You have to act first and apologize later

Raelle:You never apologize

Raelle:Is there a word like ‘howdy’ except for goodbye?

Scylla:It’s 3 in the morning, please go to sleep.

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Raelle:What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Scylla:Myxine Circifrons.

Raelle:…

Raelle:Fsh.

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Raelle:Don’t kill me, I have a wife.

Hearst:I don’t care about that.

Raelle:That wasn’t a plea for mercy, that was a warning.

Scylla:*kicking down the door* Hands off Rat carcass!

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Raelle:When there is smoke, there’s a fire. And when there’s a fire, there’s probably Scylla.

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Scylla:You need to lie still, Rae. You’ve lost a lot of blood.

Raelle:I didn’t ‘lose’ my blood. I know exactly where it is.

Raelle:*points to a large puddle of blood next to her*

Raelle:It’s right there!

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Raelle:I love you from the bottom of my heart.

Scylla:*deadpan* The inferior vena cava is hardly the most romantic part of the body, Raelle.

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Raelle:What would you say if I came home one day with four ducks?

Scylla:…

Scylla:What’s in the box?

Raelle:…

Scylla:Rae, what’s in the box?

The box:*quacks*