I dont know what Im doing here, but who cares?

so i glanced at this screenshot and all i saw was

hmmm sorry this has been in my inbox forever and I really wanted to do it! But I forgot all about it, super late but I hope you like it!

Rin:

This boy will literally be the greatest father to ever father

He’ll be super worried about it at first though

He hopes he’ll do a good job but constantly worries about if he’s doing something wrong

He also worries about his child picking up his demon blood

Rin doesn’t want his child to be under threat by the vatican

He’ll have Mephisto seal the kids power in something when it’s still a baby

But he will tell the kid he/she’s a demon because he doesn’t want it to be raised not knowing like he was

When it’s old enough, he’ll decide when they should release the power

Would constantly make his child know that just because it isn’t fully human doesn’t mean it’s a monster

He enjoys cooking for the child

Making it snacks and preparing generally the most awesome food

He would make character lunches for them for school

He wants all the other children to be envious

He would want his child to have siblings so he would try have more then one, or even better, twins

He wants his children to share a very close relationship like he and Yukio had has

He would encourage his child to make as many friends as possible

If the other expires had kids they would all be friends

Rin wants to make sure his child doesn’t go on rampages like he did as a child

Would have Kuro with them at all times he wasn’t there

For protection and observation 

Asking Yukio to babysit sometimes

And to help tutor the kid with their studies

He’ll help too of course, but he understands Yukio could do a better job

He wants his kid to turn out just like Yukio

Tries to be the type of father his dad was to him and Yukio

Sometimes cries late at night after putting the kid to bed, because ehe realises he can never meet his grandpa

And because father Fujimoto will never see how much he’s grown 

Shiemi:

Would be so excited to be a mom

She’ll do so great at it

If she were to have a daughter, she would name it after her grandmother

Her children would have plant/flowers as middle names

She’d have Nee-chan look after them sometimes

And her mom too

If she had to run the supply shop her kids would play in the garden

Probably make flower crowns for their mom

She’d be so happy

Wouldn’t want the flowers to die so she crushes them down and puts them into photo frames to display around the house

She would teach her children to accept everybody for who they are

Shiemi would tell them stories about her grandmother and what a wonderful person she was

And would tell her kids how much she would love them

She would also try not to shelter her kids too much because she wants them to have a full and exciting childhood

They would help her with flower organising around the house

She’d literally just be the sweetest and most adoring mom ever

I don’t even ship RinShi but holy shit they’re so adorable together, they’re kids would be an actual blessing!!

Ryuji:

He raises his child with his religion

And within Myō'ō Dhahran

Wants his kids to be friends with the Shima brothers, and Koneko’s kids

And to go on the same adventures he did as a child

He will raise the kid with knowledge of their temple 

And he’d make sure his child is doing well in school

Would make sure they study

Is more then happy to help then study if they are struggling, or even if they wern’t and just want the extra support 

Will have his own parents very central to the child’s life

If he has an exorcist mission to attend too his parents will be more then happy to babysit for them

The child’s grandmother warns them not to dye their hair or get any piercings

Ryuji says the child is entitled to decorate themselves anyway they like when they’re of age

Because ‘your body is a temple, and a temple would be lame without any artefacts’ 

He takes his own kid to listen to Tatsuma recite the scriptures 

Izumo Kamiki:

She is probably the most scared about being a mother

Won’t voice her fears though

She’ll want the best for her children

She’ll have more then one, because she wants her child to have siblings

She’ll tell the oldest ones to look out for the younger

Like how she used to look out for Tsukumo 

She’ll have her familiars look after her kids 

They love her children 

And her children love the ‘cute white foxes’

She’ll not want to spoil her children too much

But she wants them to have a comfortable childhood

Will make sure they are constantly under protection

Her favourite pastimes are taking them to the park and eating together

She loves pushing them on the swings and hearing their excited laughs

And she loves making them food from the heart and watching them enjoy it

She makes them kitsune plushies like the one she and her sister had as children

Konekomaru:

Would raise his child the way he believed his parents would of raised him

He will take the child to their grandparents grave 

Tell them how much they would of loved us both

He raises his child in Kyoto

So he’s surrounded by all the others children too

So that his child always has more family around 

And Koneko has a community of good people for support

And a babysitter when he needs one

He’ll teach his kids not to judge a book by its cover

He’ll also educate them on general knowledge 

Is super proud on parents evening at school

Takes them out to eat at a nice restaurant as a reward

Tells everyone how they’re doing at school because he’s so proud of his child(ren) but he doesn’t do it in a bragging manner

He raises his kids alongside his (many,many, many…)cats

So naturally his kids grow up loving cats as well

Renzou:

Would be the most apprehensive about being a parent 

But would also be excited

Loves his kid a lot

Feels bad that he’s not the best father

Tries his hardest for the kid

He wants more kids 

He wants a big family, just like the one he was raised in

He’s the sort to be friends with his kids rather then a parent

His s/o would have to be the authority figure because he just doesn’t have the heart to tell his kids ‘no’

If he were looking after them alone they’d either start to death, or eat microwave spaghetti and hotdogs 

He’d let them stay up past they’re bedtime

He’d constantly be playing with them

Try make an excuse like ‘Daddy’s tired now, can we stop playing?”

But shuts up as soon as he sees that little pout

He gives them piggy back rides everywhere

Tells them stories about demons he’s battled 

Wants them to know how ‘cool’ they’re dad is

The kids would probably pick up his sarcastic/joking nature

So the kids would basically turn out to be that sorta friend we all need

‘the loveable pervert with a good humour’

The kids would play with their cousins 

And be loved by their uncles & aunts 

When all of the Shima siblings are together with their children, Renzou’s parents couldn’t be happier but also low key done af because they have a billion kids running around their house, especially Shima and Kinzou’s kids which are little cunts

Nemu:

Probably sues Durex

He hires a nanny to look after his kids when he can’t

He doesn’t speak to his kids much

But they still love each other

He’s working a lot and they understand that

He likes putting on puppet shows for them

Or maybe the puppets like putting on shows for them?

He’d make sure his kids have the most comfortable life

Gives them anything they want

headcanons for southparkstuck:

-the first thing cartman would do as a hero of time is harass kyle x10000

-after reaching god tier kyle is the only one who still keeps his hat

-stan sees the beauty of the universe through frogs and shit

-stan and kyle recognize the frogs as their children

-kenny dies a lot more because as a rogue of doom he can steal doom for the good of the team- which means, i guess, he sacrifices himself everytime someone dies?? and omg poor kenny but it works??

So uh… this is how I spent my evening, how are y’all doing?