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I have spent the whole day shopping with friends, and then I had to poop badly and I didn’t get to the toilet in time, just in this shower room, so I had to take this big shit in my panties. If I just put my jeans on then maybe nobody will notice that I have pooped in my panties.

Person A cooks a fancy meal for person B, not knowing person B is allergic to rosemary. Person B doesn’t notice and makes it through half of the meal before they feel sick. They keep eating though, because person A worked so hard. Suddenly, they feel it rise in their throat and panic. The bathroom is all the way across the house. They have just enough time to walk briskly out the sliding glass door leading to the back deck and vomit their entire meal over the railing.

Someone trying to eat something really spicy and it being so spicy that they puke. Like I’m picturing some dude in college already a bit drunk being dared to eat a really hot pepper and then immediately puking. No warning or anything. And he’s just standing in his buddy’s kitchen, hands cupped full of vomit and still telling his friends how fucking spicy it is.  And his friends are fussing over him, trying to get him clean and give him water and apologizing, but he’s actually fine. Once he gets a drink that can cut through the burning and some tums, anyway. He just kinda laughs it off, but doesn’t complain when his friend sets him up on the couch with a bucket nearby and decided they should all just chill and watch a movie. 

An old request I did.

Yesterday was a no toilet day; that’s three loads!

So, so strange…but hot as hell.

It’s Saturday, let’s party!

After 6 rides, she’s too queasy and finally lets it all go. When she finally pukes, she knows it’s all over and keeps throwing up.

Slow-mo puking.