-Anime Character Supremacy-

Lucifer: It’s dark in here Mc: Don’t worry, I got this. Mc: *Stomps their feet* Mc: *Skechers light up*

Mc: Are you having another depressive episode? Levi: A depressive episode? Levi: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

Mc, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Lucifer: You did WHAT– Satan: William Snakepeare

Mc: Do you take constructive criticism? Mammon: I only take cash or credit.

Mc: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Belphie: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Mc: Is something burning? Asmo, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. Mc: Asmo, the toaster is literally on fire.

Y/n: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, etc. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

Kenma, about Y/n: I don't have a crush on them. They’re just someone I stare at and I like and when they’re not here, it ruins my day.

Y/n: Kenma... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Kenma: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Y/n: Y/n: I wrote sanitize, Kenma.