there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo
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there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo
you cannot make this shit up
free our girl dorothy

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some of you are actually the sweetest angels and it makes me sad to know that u don’t think good things about yourself
i’m gonna say it: y’all better be drinking enough water and treating yourselves kindly. also i love u
I feel so bad for billie eilish..even if you don’t like her literally we all know as soon as she turns 18 all the creepos are gonna come out of the woodwork and be like “she legal now I can be horny for her!!” please stop being a pedophlie I hope you get run over by a semi truck
Tom: maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate for once.
Harrison, on the verge of tears: Please let me sleep it’s been three days for fuck’s sake.

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Deep Sleeper
Ethan Dolan/You
Words: 900 +
NSFW themes “slightly” discussed.
From the prompt list here.
13: “I thought you were dead”
44: “I still remember the way you taste”
It’s no secret that Ethan is a deep sleeper. A problem he’s inhabited from a very young age. There were times where it annoyed you, mainly when he didn’t answer the phone. You two would bicker about his sleeping habits, the argument normally starting with you theoretically worrying about what would happen if there was an emergency and he’d be far too deep in an unconscious slumber to either notice or respond. Then he would counter act by claiming, “Bub, I wouldn’t exactly consider getting breakfast an emergency.” Smirking because in that particular case, you had called him multiple times about what to eat that morning. Ethan is good at a lot of things, but he is exceptional at arguing, his stubbornness always giving him an edge – much to your dismay.
Currently, you were lying next to him in his bed, reminiscing on all the times prior you attempted to wake him up. The light slowly peeking out from his blinds above you. You see, yes, his deep sleeping habit annoyed you, but 9 times out of 10 you loved nothing more than waking up to his sleeping figure. His lips slightly parted, chest bare, and hair slightly disheveled. He’d either be clutched to his pillow or your frame, always wanting to hold on to something. Despite the fact that you loved watching him sleep, you anxiously waited for him to wake up.
Because you are impatient, you start poking him in the face, whispering his name repeatedly. “Ethan….Babe…E…please wake up.” This poking and prodding went on for a couple more minutes before your boyfriend finally started to wake. Scrunching his eyes and raising his hand to scratch his head, he groaned out in annoyance, “Why are you poking me?” before throwing the pillow he was once holding across the room and reaching over for your frame instead, nuzzling his head into your neck – hoping that you’ll let him go back to sleep.
“I thought you were dead” you sheepishly respond, knowing full and well that was not the case. Ethan knew it was bullshit as well as he raised his head from your neck to give you a look to match, “Nice try bub”, before snuggling his head back on your chest and holding your waist. Your attempt to get him awake, not really proving to be all that successful - and to be honest, hearing him call you bub in his morning voice made you forget about waking him up in the first place.
“Babe, it’s 10.” You pouted, running your fingers through his recently cut hair and rubbing your hand along the expanse of his broad back. “And?” he responded; his voice muffled in his t-shirt – currently adorned on your body below him. “Aren’t you hungry?” you questioned, hoping the mention of food would spur your boy to starting the day.
“H’mmm not really.” He mumbled, “I still remember the way you taste from last night” Ethan smirks, reaching down your figure to squeeze your left thigh, giving it a small slap before returning back to its place on your waist. Rolling your eyes, you throw your head back on the pillow in exasperation.
Noticing your response, Ethan slowly lifts himself up, resting his left forearm by your head so he could get a better look at your face. “Why aren’t you more tired? You’re like a fucking energizer bunny” Ethan chuckles, lifting his t-shirt from your stomach, lightly brushing his fingers over your smooth skin.
His movements momentarily distract you from his question and gaze. His voice bringing you back to attention, “Huh bub?”
“I just want to spend as much time with you as possible” you reply, brushing the back of your hand against the scruff on his face, immediately remembering the way it felt against the skin between your thighs the night prior.
“Well…” Ethan yawns, stretching his body back down from resting above you, pulling your body on top of his own. “What would you like to do baby girl?”
Leaning up from his chest with both legs straddling his waist, you run your hands up and down his chest. “We should start with a shower”.
“Are you trying to tell me that I stink?” Ethan gasps, his voice still thick with sleep.
“Me? No, I would never” you chuckle, tapping his chest with your knuckles.
“Well, if we’re taking a shower – “ Moving to pull his shirt off your torso, “you won’t really need this, now will you bub?” Signaling for you to lift your arms in the air, Ethan pulls the oversized t-shirt off your frame and tosses it beside your bodies on the bed, landing on the dark, soft sheets.
Now, only adorned in your underwear, Ethan lifts up from the bed and pulls you closer to his chest by pushing your bare back towards him, placing a slow kiss on your lips.
Before you really get into the kiss, Ethan pulls away and lifts both of your bodies out of bed – causing you to squeal in surprise. “Let’s go get you clean” He retorts, squeezing your ass simultaneously.
“Then we can get food?” You question, wrapping your hands securely around the nape of his neck, smiling at your goof of a boyfriend.
“Whatever you want bub” Walking into his adjacent bathroom, placing you on the counter of his sink so he could turn the shower head on.
“Ethan” you interrupt, causing his concentrated figure to turn around.
“I love you” smiling like an idiot, you hold you hands out from your chest, signaling for him to take his place back in between your legs.
“I love you too, you goof – even if you do wake me up too early”
Ok, this is my first Ethan Dolan blurb. I really enjoy writing and would like to do some more concepts with the prompt list linked at the top of this post. Feedback is very much appreciated. Also, please tag anyone you think would like! xx
This is so cute 🥺 we stan sleepy effin
me lying in bed at 2pm on a friday listening to zayn’s “there you are” and thinking abt my best friend and how lucky i am to have them
straight men’s only personality traits are saying “I have a really dark sense of humor” and showing you racist memes on their phone
<3

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[At Disneyland on the teacup ride]
Tony, Steve, and T’Challa: *spinning calmly, enjoy their ride in peace*
Peter, Shuri, and Bucky: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Someone draw this please
Bucky is using his metal arm to spin the teacup at the speed of sound, Peter is probably going to fly out and Shuri just keeps chanting “Faster!”
THIS I LOVE WOW
I’m currently cracking the fuck up omg this is hilarious
“you make sin look so holy.”
— l.e.
cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once
cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream
me throughout the year: if only i could justify buying this Thing :/ Maybe christmas or my birthday.
my mom: give me a list of things you want for christmas/your birthday
me: i have never wanted for anything ever in my entire life
sebastian: i made you this friendship bracelet.
mackie: ya know i’m not really a jewelry person.
sebastian: you don’t have to wear it if you don’t want to.
mackie: no, i’m gonna wear it forever back off.

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there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die
accurate as FUCK