The Age of Professional Comedy

Kevin Nealon Hybrid Car Joke

Almost impossible to commit suicide with these hybrid cars. You’ve got to sit in the garage forever. It’s ridiculous.You’d die of boredom if anything. You’ve got to keep turning the radio on to make sure the car’s on.

-Kevin Nealon “Whelmed but not overly”

Time:32:00

Kevin Nealon, known for his stint on SNL and for his work hosting at The Laugh Factory to the younger generations. He’s got a brilliant mind and a brilliant behind. He has earned his dignity through crop-dusting Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jack Nicholson, which he discusses in his entertaining special, Whelmed…But Not Overly [Explicit].

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Nikki Glaser Traffic Joke

Nikki Glaser

        I got pulled over the other day, which sucks. I got out of the ticket though. I did like the girliest thing to get out of the ticket. I cried. But I always cry after sex. I think she liked it though. lick it or ticket, folks. That’s my policy.

Felipe Esparza – Woman’s advice

 Felipe Esparza  hits on a woman.

  I was at a bar one time trying to pick up on some girl. And she started trying to give me advice. she said “ You know, if you lose 30 pounds, you’d be kinda cute” Well if I lost 30 pounds I’d be over there talking to your friends.

  -They’re not going to laugh at you – 14:00