Comedy Career Advice From Mom and Dad

‘Patti Smith didn’t know what she was doing either until she wandered on stage and realized people liked her weird poetry. It was an accident. I want you to remember that while you go through the next steps in your life’ -dad

‘You should make a webseries but it’s political and you’re the newscaster. I think you would be great on the Colbert report. You’re so deadpan.’ -mom

‘You should write a comedy script about the Socratic method. Make it modern like Clueless though.’ -dad

“You should make a comedy skit about your ex coming out as trans. Change the names though.’ -dad