Cnnr pls

when i say “i hate men” im not talking about every individual man in the world, im talking about men as a social class, but if youre the kind of man that gets offended when i say i hate men then i do, specifically, hate you on an individual level

assassinated…

She’s the guardian of the beach. She protects it from the evil human minds cannot comprehend

let’s get this bread

you can’t fool me i know where cats come from

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

oh my god… duel lingo

at first i literally thought these were heterosexual wedding cakes trying to be funny

I thought these were wedding cakes until the last one lmaoo

The people making these must have been fucking hysterical

I wanna make a divorce cake

I thought they were wedding cakes until the last one as well. It shows how weird is straight culture